Ive never really liked sunny days...

Free internet in my hotel room, so the laptop and i are taking a little trip the through interweb using a p1 133mhz. Youd think it would go really slow, but it doesnt. so there. Okay, so while at the meeting this guy from cuba is describing what our church did for him on a missions trip. First of all, i would like to state that #1 Most cubans cannot afford a car
#2 Most cubans cannot comprehend the luxory that we live in.
okay, so what happpened was my church raised about 600$ so this pastor of a church could go on a honeymoon with his wife in disney.(he had never had one). So basicly my church surprised this guy way too much with disney perks. For instance, it would be an interesting experience to ride in a limo if you, and almost everyone you know is too poor to own a car. So this guy finally said as he was thanking us, that the only thing that would now surprise him would be if the president came and said "have a nice honeymoon. So he did. sort of, we had a local buch impersonator scare the life outta this guy when he walked up on stage and said,"Have a nice honeymoon. Just dont leave any children behind. Now i would love to stay and talk, but airforce one is out back waiting.

WWW - Mexicans slingshot into the U.S.
These people have no lives. I wanna get paid to do junk like that, really.
Ow.
The Joke
Lets kill children

And thats all for now.

What?

Theres Not really a point to this. Besides to undermine stuff. And to say stuff.
(and be quite articulate too.)
We have some sort of guildelines, that may, or may not be followed, depending on how a blind monkey we have in a cage falls down.( as a general rule, if he catches the brick with his face, then we follow the guildelines)
The guildelines would consist of posting a funny picture, and using basic grammatical phrases. And making fun of poeple. Yeah thats about it.

-Shatterstar out